Polish Magic
April 23, 2010
Growing old isn’t for sissies but, every once and a while there is a story that warms the old heart.
I was working out at the Dearborn Racquet and Health Club pool the other day and there was a senior citizen lady floating around on her noodle. Now, a noodle is a rubber water wing device that you use in the pool. So, she was paddling around in the pool while I was doing my thing. All of a sudden an elderly gentleman, who looked liked Adolf Menjou with a little tiny mustache, says, “Ahhhh, hello good-looking!” She smiled. And before long, as I paddled past them, I heard her say to him, “would you like to come over for dinner?” And he said, “Oh yes I would and I’ll bring the kielbasa.” And she looked at him and said, “Oh, but I don’t have any mustard.” He said, “Don’t worry. I’ll bring the mustard too!” And with that, she hopped off of her noodle and they paddled off to the side of the pool. He hopped out and jumped into the hot tub and she went in gracefully after. So, there they were. The two love birds splashing away in the hot tub.
See what a little kielbasa can do!
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So anyway, two Polish aerospace engineers announce to the world in front of a packed press briefing the first manned space flight to the Sun by Polish Astronauts.
When the floor is opened for questions, every hand darts into the air.
The engineer selects a young reporter in the front row who asks:
"If you fly to the sun, won’t you all burn up?"
To which the engineer replies, "Under normal circumstances, a spacecraft would burn up flying to the sun, but we have calculated that if we launch at the precice time, they will arrive safely.
The next question asked is "exactly when is the right time?"
To which the engineer replies:
"At night!" DUAH!
--by on 5/1/10 Lives: Dearborn